Jane Bussman

The Worst Date Ever by Jane Bussmann

BussmannI can pinpoint the moment it started: springtime 2003, and I was having lunch in Beverley Hills with the most fancied man in America. It was an intimate lunch outside a hilltop cafe, and I was gazing into the eyes of Aston Kutcher, the actor, better known today as the bloke who took over from Bruce Willis on Demi Moore. Ashton’s eyes were so picture-perfect dark and sexy that you felt guilty staring into them, the way you’d feel guilty stroking a naked arse if you found one in your bag.

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